hairandbrokenglasses:

The Picture of Dorian Gray

theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

bestxatxspace:

waffleguppies:

weloveshortvideos:

How we fight tall people

Vine by Rudy Mancuso

I can’t stop watching it its like poetry

greetings:

people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need

ohcorny:

me: look at this oc i have their entire arc mapped out in my head from start to finish and all their relationships planned out it’s gonna be great

anybody else: whats their name

me:

image

foxnewsofficial:

what is this from

sorry:

catastrophic-fallen-angel:

'MURICA

Everytime I see this I just think it’s Crowley being a bamf

precumming:

there is a special place in hell for whomever prices college textbooks