foreveralone-lyguy:

I found a real angry bird today

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frankreio:

doctor: so what is bothering u

me: *stares aggressively at mom & waits for her to answer for me*

the-winchester-initiative:

Goddamnit Grandma

the-winchester-initiative:

Goddamnit Grandma

damav:

vesta-88:

i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??

yes.

damav:

vesta-88:

i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??

yes.

teacher: you can't bullshit this essay
me (under my breath): if you're an ameteur

sehvn:

carried the shit outta u son

hellamyblake:

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

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sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times

framesjanco:

wine tastes so bad. I’m convinced the whole world is in on an inside joke together trying to persuade me that wine tastes good to them. there’s no way any one can like the taste of it. it’s like bug spray. the whole frickin world pretends to like bug spray. I don’t understand why. stop the madness

gallifrey-feels:

that one kink that no one can ever know about ever

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance