Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
OH MY GOD I WAS ON A GAY PORN SITE AND THERE WAS A PICTURE OF DAN HOWELL ON AN ADVERT THAT SAID “MEET HOT TWINKS IN YOUR AREA” OH MY GOD
I FUCKING FOUND IT, SEND HELP.
OH MY GOD
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.
"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"
VERY VERY TALL BOYS
THAT ARE TALL
BOYS WITH HEIGHT
I LOVE IT
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
Friendly reminder ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth ｡◕‿◕｡ It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)
"give yourself HIV to make someone happy. do it just give yourself an std you ffucin g piece of shit"