roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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every porn ever
guy: *touches girl on the arm*
girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

unsatisfiedjudge:

just be patient!

unsatisfiedjudge:

just be patient!

neverstopsatall:

leslie knows my ambition in life

cocklespadabootie:

dippy-ecks:

ha hahaha

ok this is definitely ok.

cocklespadabootie:

dippy-ecks:

ha hahaha

ok this is definitely ok.

I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

drdavidbrinner:

A message to everyone who’s ever sent me anon love

the next time you get a snack out of a vending machine I hope the thingy  goes for too long and you get TWO instead

struckby21:

nihil-sub-sole-novum:

this is what a good hitler joke looks like

struckby21:

nihil-sub-sole-novum:

this is what a good hitler joke looks like

snepajart:

Finally got this piece finished!! I’m in love with the idea of a Moon Kingdom and Usagi’s so pretty. (VwV)/ <3

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