cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

the-dan-under-the-phil:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

OH MY GOD I WAS ON A GAY PORN SITE AND THERE WAS A PICTURE OF DAN HOWELL ON AN ADVERT THAT SAID “MEET HOT TWINKS IN YOUR AREA” OH MY GOD

I FUCKING FOUND IT, SEND HELP.

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OH MY GOD

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

themoonphase:

I think the biggest turn on is knowing you turned someone else on.

austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich

sluttyemoji:

TALL BOYS

VERY VERY TALL BOYS

BOYS 

THAT ARE TALL

BOYS WITH HEIGHT

I LOVE IT

athroatfullofglass:

*internally screaming*

athroatfullofglass:

*internally screaming*

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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yamakais:

fagsindubai:

Friendly reminder  ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth 。◕‿◕。 It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)

"give yourself HIV to make someone happy. do it just give yourself an std you ffucin g piece of shit"

krazykitsune:

leupagus:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

frostlands:

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you should…