bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

sailorfailures:

my shame……

rustedknees:

the more I think about it, the more I realize that 2009 me would be pretty scared/intimidated by 2014 me and that’s what counts

lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

nobody-but-mebody:

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

af-terglow:

how weird is the thought that some of the biggest days of our lives haven’t even happened yet

foreveralone-lyguy:

I found a real angry bird today

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frankreio:

doctor: so what is bothering u

me: *stares aggressively at mom & waits for her to answer for me*

the-winchester-initiative:

Goddamnit Grandma

the-winchester-initiative:

Goddamnit Grandma

damav:

vesta-88:

i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??

yes.

damav:

vesta-88:

i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something??

yes.

teacher: you can't bullshit this essay
me (under my breath): if you're an ameteur

sehvn:

carried the shit outta u son

hellamyblake:

dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

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